And I don't care how much these foods SO do not match or even agree with one another. I'm about to die! Don't judge me!
Appetizers
Stuffed mushrooms filled with bread crumbs, cheese, mushroom stems, fresh parsley,onions and Macadamia nuts.
I've had something similar to this a while ago and my god...
Yum
Taquitos, guilty pleasure, where I'm not about to just have one of; but I probably shouldn't eat even a single one if I give one damn about my waistline. WELL, given that I'm about to die and all, all of you little Taquitos are getting in my belly tonight!
FINISH THEM!
Main Course(s)
So, I'm deathly allergic to shell fish. With that little tid-bit of knowledge, I would naturally have to have....
Oh and I wouldn't just stop there, I'd have to do it BIG like this guy...
Like a BOSS
If by some small chance, the Generational Slaughter of Lobster Fest doesn't do me in... I'd love to try this one on...
Beautifully arranged dish? Or DEATH on a platter?
That up there my friends is the notorious Japanese dish known as Fugu. made from the meat of the extraordinarily poisonous puffer fish. What do I care at this point? I'm dying anyway!
dessert(s)
And should I have survived my encounter with death twice over, I'd have to go and get very decadent. Mainly I just want to know what the big deal is about these...
Seriously, what's so great about it. It looks like petrified shit.
And if by some chance those truffles taste about as good as they look, (Or hell, even if they're delicious) I'm gonna go ahead and have me some...
Crepe Suzette Bitches!
I've never had it before, and would absolutely love to try. But then I'd bring it all home with my old reliable comfort dessert.
Can't go wrong with Apple Pie Ala Mode.
And that's it, as far as drinks go? Not that much of an alcoholic, so whatever they had in the cellar, worth a damn I'd take...
dessert(s)
And should I have survived my encounter with death twice over, I'd have to go and get very decadent. Mainly I just want to know what the big deal is about these...
Seriously, what's so great about it. It looks like petrified shit.
And if by some chance those truffles taste about as good as they look, (Or hell, even if they're delicious) I'm gonna go ahead and have me some...
Crepe Suzette Bitches!
I've never had it before, and would absolutely love to try. But then I'd bring it all home with my old reliable comfort dessert.
Can't go wrong with Apple Pie Ala Mode.
And that's it, as far as drinks go? Not that much of an alcoholic, so whatever they had in the cellar, worth a damn I'd take...
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